Funny dating acronyms


22-Sep-2017 19:03

m4t = man 4 transsexual If there's a plural form (mm4ww, mw4w, w4ww etc.), "m" will always be man, "w" will still be woman. SAF = Single Asian Female Bi WM = Bisexual White Male MBM = Married Black Male GHM = Gay Hispanic Male DWF = Divorced White Female Some variations: if a "p" appears somewhere in the middle, it means "professional." SWPM = Single White Professional Male If there's a "j" in the middle, it stands for "Jewish." SJPM = Single Jewish Professional Male If they post only two letters, they don't want to reveal either their marital status or race but they always say what their gender is. What's with those requests from gay guys for "straight dudes" to have sex with them (yes, Mr. Doesn't anyone realize that if a straight guy had sex with a gay guy, he'd either be bi or gay?

WM = White Male SF = Single Female Assorted acronyms/terms you'll probably encounter.

CL = Craigslist SP = Strictly Platonic CE = Casual Encounters RL = Real Life hwp = height weight proportionate iso = in search of/is seeking only IIRC = if I recall correctly btw = by the way LOL = laugh out loud LMAO = laughing my ass off ROTFLMAO = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off a/s/l = age/sex/location SO = Significant Other NSA = No Strings Attached IM = Instant Messenger Cam = webcam LTR = Long Term Relationship bareback = sex without condoms BBW = Big Beautiful Women FB = Fuck Buddy FWB = Friends With Benefits d/df = drug/disease free fugly = fucking ugly (as in, extremely) sugar daddy/mommy = someone financially supporting another's lifestyle top/bottom = position for gay sex Sub = Submissive Dom = Dominant BDSM = Bondage Discipline/Domination Sadism Masochism strap-on = fake dicks fisting = putting the whole fist into someone's vagina or anal orifice as part of sex ABR/ANR = Adult Breastfeeding Relationship/Adult Nursing Relationship 420 = pot golden shower = taking a leak on someone bukkake = guys take turns ejaculating on a kneeling woman CD = Cross Dresser FOB = Fresh Off the Boat yellow fever = likes Asians brotha = black male sista = black female Read between the lines. If there are dollar signs anywhere in the post title, someone's willing to pay or wants to be paid for sex.

BBW is also known as thick, curvy or overweight or a combination thereof.

The pop culture you experience every day in the form of music, TV, You Tube videos, etc.

“Don’t you just hate it when a bae goes kray and totally ghosts you? You might use it in a sentence, like “dumped af”, “hot af”, or “old af writing team”. “Think of it as leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for someone to follow”, is how The Sun put it, which is a really creepy childlike fairytale way to say “this might not work out so you, as a cynical and potentially immoral person, are leading other people on just in case”. Similarly, everyone is fairly aware of the idea of “cuffing”, but the description of it in this A-Z of dating slang makes it sound less like a funny thing you laugh about with your mates when they stop coming on nights out in January to chill with their current dick appointment, and more like that bit in Planet Earth 2 where kindly old David Attenborough narrates the death of a tired old antelope who can no longer keep up with his pack.

Honestly it does: “Serial singles pairing up for the colder months, when opportunities to get some are fewer and further between”.

Keep in mind, this may be comprehensive but it's not necessarily complete. If there's a pic symbol beside the title of a post, we expect to see a real face pic, not the picture of a sunset, a deranged cat or some other bs scenery. Otherwise, your post just gets passed over with an eye roll. Also, will never, ever answer ads that have "yellow fever" literally written in them.

Just a product of moderating on a singles' website for some time now (which I have never and will never promote here, I keep my life compartmentalized and come here when I need to take a break). Except I do know I run away screaming from men who'd probably do it in person by way of introducing themselves to me. If you don't want the whole world to know you're posting on a website (or don't want pic collectors using your pic to whack off), I have one word for you: Paint. People who post an ad day after day (hell, hour after hour), 24/7... And (for those who have asked) has not experienced all of these terms... If you're a friend I've met on CL and we're still hanging out --- you're probably as quirky as I am and we're the only sane people left here.

This, similar to zombieing, is supposedly when a “ghoster” returns to life to start liking all your posts.



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